It's rough being Santa's Helper. A Winter Solstice / Christmas event at school, family Christmas pictures, lunch and a visit with Santa all before 2:00 will leave a guy tired.
Mom:(awakes, gasps, and sits up in bed): Oh my God! James, I think my water just broke!
Dad:(groggily): What?
Mom:My water broke!
Dad:Are you sure?
Mom:Yes!
Without any prior indication, I decided that I was on my way--three weeks early. I was so excited to meet everyone, that I just couldn't wait any longer, and 29 hours later I was here. This is my story...
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