Since Mom and Dad are kind of slow, I have had to develop an variety forms to communicate to them. I've increased my sign language 200% (from 1 to 3 words). I have recently added "more" and "eat"; combined with "all done", what else would I need to say? Basically all of my needs can be satisfied in these three signs: "I'm hungry, feed me" (eat), "I'd like a second (or third) helping please" (more), and "I'm finished, please clean up, and I'll be on my way "(all done).
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Ill Communication
Since Mom and Dad are kind of slow, I have had to develop an variety forms to communicate to them. I've increased my sign language 200% (from 1 to 3 words). I have recently added "more" and "eat"; combined with "all done", what else would I need to say? Basically all of my needs can be satisfied in these three signs: "I'm hungry, feed me" (eat), "I'd like a second (or third) helping please" (more), and "I'm finished, please clean up, and I'll be on my way "(all done).
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Some New Wheels and Some New Digs
I've been working hard trying to support to parents and finally earned enough extra cash to get myself a new car. I decided to get myself a fleet of new wheels. I got a new scooter which I like to push up and down the street.
I also acquired a radio flyer so I can zoom around when I am in a hurry. Both, the scooter and little flyer, are nice casual means for me to cruise up and down the street and also keep an eye on the neighborhood.
The scooters are nice, but as you can see they are only built for one. I still needed something that would come in handy when I am out at night and on the prowl. So, I decided to splurge and got myself a new Mini Cooper. I really enjoy driving it around. It has a keys, radio, a horn and gets pretty good gas mileage. Parents, lock up your daughters.
So, since I got some new wheels, I decided to upgrade completely and get a new place. A man of my social stature needs to have a little privacy; plus it's nice to get out from Mom and Dad's thumb, so I decided to move out and got my own pad. I just needed a place where I can hang out, maybe have some friends over, and just chillax. It comes with a pool, and my own private sandbox. I really like my new house.
Man, there's a lot of yardwork that goes into homeowning. I spend a lot of time opening and closing the windows and moving rocks around. I can't decide if rocks belong inside or outside of my house, so I do a lot throwing them in my house and then taking them back out. Here are at least 9 rocks I have added to the inside of my home; then decided to one by one throw out.
I decided just a new house wasn't enough, so I commissioned my grandfather to build a sweet summer cottage. It has windows, a deck and a great location. I am looking forward to spending my summers relaxing in the palatial estate, taking in some nature, and if I get the chance, maybe wrestle some bears.